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computer illiterate

Today’s Tech Support Thursday is another “Definitions” post. We’ll go over the correct definition for what a caller has said and what the caller thought the word(s) meant.

“I’m computer illiterate”

If you’ve ever worked around computers, or had someone who knew less about computers than you do, you’ve heard this one. Let’s start with the two words defined.

Actual definition:

computer |kəmˈpyoōtər| noun

an electronic device for storing and processing data, typically in binary form, according to instructions given to it in a variable program.

illiterate |i(l)ˈlitərit| adjective

unable to read or write, [with submodifier] ignorant in a particular subject or activity

Caller Definition:

computer |kəmˈpyoōtər| noun + illiterate |i(l)ˈlitərit| adjective

The box that gets me on Facebook isn’t doing what I want it to be doing.

What the caller meant:

I don’t care to learn how to fix it, I just want you to fix it.

That’s where it gets frustrating. I understand if you are ignorant about something, but there’s a difference between ignorance and being unwilling to learn.

Yes, I could probably fix it faster every time, or I could take some of your time and show you how to fix it yourself. Then maybe you could teach someone else even!

Which do you think most people choose?

linksky

Tech Support Thursday strikes again.  Once more we have a special “TST” definitions post.  We’ll go over the correct definition for what a caller has said, what the caller thought the word meant, and what word they were going for.  I’ve experienced many of these throughout my life, and most of the are completely understandable and easy to recognize.

What follows is the customer definition (mixup) I heard the most during my tech support time.

Actual definition:

linksky |linkˌskee|  noun

not an actual word…

Caller Definition:

linksky |linkˌskee| noun

The blue box that you tell me to unplug from the power and plug back in again every time I call in.

Example: “You want me to unplug the Linksky?”

What the caller meant:

Linksys |linkˌsis| noun

Linksys is a networking company founded in 1988. It sells wired and wireless products,routers, network cards and USB adapters.  In this case they are referring to

Foxfire, I can somewhat understand.  That’s just switching the beginning and end of the word, “Firefox.”  Linksky… well.  Somehow you’re dropping an “s” and adding a “k”.  It was always funny when you had a new tech support person hear their first “Linksky.”

New guy: “You won’t believe what this guy just said!”

Me: “Linksky?”

New guy: “How’d you know?”

What verbal mixups have you heard in the computer world?

in Christ,

Isaiah

foxfire

Tech Support Thursday strikes again.  Today I’m starting a special “TST” definitions post.  What I’ll do is go over the correct definition for what a caller has said, what the caller thought the word meant, and what word they were going for.  I’ve experienced many of these throughout my life, and most of the are completely understandable and easy to recognize.

Actual definition:

foxfire |ˈfäksˌfīr|  noun

the phosphorescent light emitted by certain fungi on decaying timber.

Caller Definition:

foxfire |ˈfäksˌfīr| noun

The web thingy that you told me to install because it was better than Internet Explorer

Example: “Browser?  Oh, I use the foxfire.”

What the caller meant:

Firefox |fīrˌˈfäks| noun

A complete free, open-source web browser from the Mozilla Foundation.  www.getfirefox.com

I must’ve heard “my foxfire isn’t working,” or “the foxfire says work offline,” 20 times over two years of tech support.  Gladly, this is one of the easiest mistakes to understand, and then to correct.  People generally stopped calling it FoxFire after the first call.  Next’s week definition, however, is another story.

What verbal mixups have you heard in the computer world?

in Christ,

Isaiah